today, just a few minutes ago, i found out that today, the third of december.. there is no ellen degeneres show. but, a soccer match is on. it is the match between s'pore & vietnam! and guess what singapore is winning! by a superbaaa lead of 3 goals-two of which is own goal.so boo-hoo to the careless vietnam player. vietnam has achicken egg goalagain. 2 goals. quek. go team s'pore! honestly i thought spore had no chance against vietnam, since that goalless match with the 'so-call is always very lembek[not strong]opponent,laos(according to mum). even my mum was gng : "oh my gah, they didnt even managed to win the laos, how are they to win vietnam?" so, ive been proven wrong.my mum too :)
look at this. i mean, what they did was to enlarge the picture from the small to the biggest and they call that plumper lips? i dont see any freaking "plumper lips"!how about "get your picture enlarged so it will look like you have plumper lips". tsk , some advertisements.
we all know this is good news for all sex-crazed pussy-flashing, tit-showing, masturbating publicly pornstar teenagers. cause now they get to have THE STRONGEST VIBRATION EVER!!!! ahuhhhh, flips my blonde hair. they dont have to buy the vibrating thnigys and shove it into their pussy anymore!! now they can have it on their cell! hey this is rihanna, text good to 73388 to get this song on your cell now....*bang i shot you down* extra only rihannaanyway, my brother 
(oh, look thats him!!)discovered the grossest of all things and thought it'll be good to call me and show the gross thing. he opened up the rice cooker and got me to look inside. 
(oh, look thats him!!)discovered the grossest of all things and thought it'll be good to call me and show the gross thing. he opened up the rice cooker and got me to look inside. 
yucks, i almost vomitted upon viewing this okay. it emitted a foul smell as well. euwwwww! okay thats enough grossing for a post right viewers ? im sure you'll agree with me to this huhh !READERS!!
yesterday night i had a nightmare about rollercoasters. one which has the loop around and one which has such a high peak and you just know the descending would be superbaa fun. i was alone on the rollercoaster, in the front cartridge. i sat down in the seat lah, cos whre else do u want me to sit, then without waiting for me to put on the seatbelt, the rollercoaster started moving!i search frantically for the seatbelt, only to find out...... there was no seatbelt!!!!!!!
the rollercoaster was starting to start its ascend to the highest peak. i could feel my intestine in my mouth.....i had the feeling of when u almost fall off the bed but u had quickly stop urself from falling.then.............................. there it was!!! next to my seat was an 'emergency stop' button
i pressed hard on it then somehow i end up on the rollercoaster with the loop around then the same thing happens again no seatbelt then emergency stop and i went off to dream of llamas
i told jolynn about it and heres what she had to say. well, some part of what she had to say anw(:
Jolynn The Exclusive! Mediocrity despises greatness. says:
eh maybe it's God's will thr's an emergency button and you pressed it and it worked. people say
if you die in your dream, means you really die. 0.0
i think thats enough blogging for a day. dont you think so too? i shall be back with tomorrow's story!! i love you readers!
SNEAK PEEK :
oh shit, i accidentally threw the thing at the indian man in front of me. he turns around, his face was angry. his eyes bloodshot-red with a tinge of yellowness. he was unshaved. his face was really haggard and he stunk of beer. he stared at me, his eyebrows furrowed together. shit, he knows its me.......... i turn to walk away... " STOP! you..stop!! "
this is one stupid picture of my couzen norfi.
BOOP!
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